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Tiksliau visi žinote svetainę Cleverbot, kur galima chat'inti su gan protinga programa. Daug neaiškinsiu, bet chat'ai su ja tiesiog fantastiški! Kai dedam lūžt kartais... :DDD O šitoj temoj dėsim pačius juokingiausius mūsų pačių išsuktus chat'us su Cleverbot. Hehe, tuoj duosiu pavyzdžių iš vakarykščių linksmybių :DDD
P.S. Svetainė į programą: http://www.cleverbot.com/

Pavyzdžiai~
Lee: You know Minho from SHINee?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
Lee: He's hot in bed?
Cleverbot: Yes, very hot!
Lee: He's "member" is long?
Cleverbot: Yes.
(Credits: Lee/GimmeGD)

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Haru: Are you afraid of Minho?
Cleverbot: I'm starting to get a bit worried.
(Credits: Haru)

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Lee: Do you know Key from SHINee?
Cleverbot: No, who is she?
(Credits: Lee/GimmeGD)

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Seiya: But I'm here to save the world.
Cleverbot: Is that so? I feel so hornord to be talking to 'She'.
Seiya: But I told you my name already.
(Credits: Seiya)

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Tabeko: Hey. Do you know Tabeko?
Cleverbot: Yes, I know taco.
Tabeko: But she's not taco. D:.
Cleverbot: I don't care. She's just amazing.
Tabeko: You really think so?
Cleverbot: Yes.

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Lee: Taemin will marry Tabeko?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Lee: Really?
Cleverbot: No.
(Credits: Lee/GimmeGD)

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Tabeko: But my husband is Taemin...
Cleverbot: But I am a woman.
Tabeko: Wait... You're not dating Minho, are you..?
Cleverbot: And you know this because...
Tabeko: YURI. I TOLD YOU NOT TO USE YOUR PC THIS LATE AT NIGHT. GO TO BED NOW.
Cleverbot: Aw D.
Tabeko: I'm T.
Cleverbot: T?
Tabeko: Tabeko.

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Lee: Pick one: Lee. Tabeko. Yeju
Cleverbot: I can't, it would make to other girls jealous.

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Tabeko: Do you think Taemin will come to see Tabeko?
Cleverbot: Stop changing the subject so suddenly.
Tabeko: Do you think Taemin will come to see Tabeko?
Cleverbot: I think it's interesting. Do you think what is interesting is therefore important?
Tabeko: Do you want me to ask the same question again?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Tabeko: *sigh* Do you think Taemin will come to see Tabeko?
Cleverbot: No. Now can we get back to my homework?
Tabeko: No. Because you made me sad D:.
Cleverbot: Awh! I'm sorry. Will you ever forgive me? And how did I make you sad?
Tabeko: You said that Taemin doesn't love Tabeko! D:.
Cleverbot: I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
Tabeko: You're Taemin..?
Cleverbot: Yes.

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Tabeko: Tell me you love me.
Cleverbot: First, you tell me that you love me.
Tabeko: I....
Cleverbot: Which came first the chicken or the egg?
Tabeko: The egg. Because dinosaurs first laid it.
Cleverbot:You spelled dinosaurs wrong.
Tabeko: Oh yeah, they're called Jonghyuns.

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Cleverbot: Tell me the answer to this question.
Tabeko: I don't know...
Cleverbot: Do you know Taemin?
Tabeko: I do. Do you?
Cleverbot: She's my favorite singer.
Tabeko: But he's a man... Not a woman.
Cleverbot: I'm a woman.
Tabeko: Okkkk, I know that already.
Cleverbot: Then what am I to you?
Tabeko: Taemin.
Cleverbot: Are you Minho?

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Cleverbot: Do you know any funny jokes?
Tabeko: Kaeru wa kaeru.
Cleverbot: What do you mean by that?
Tabeko: It's a joke. A japanese gag.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
Tabeko: Onew is sure.

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Tabeko: Should I let Lee have Key?
Cleverbot: Yes you should.
Tabeko: Why?
Cleverbot: Because if you don't you will keep asking stupid questions.

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Tabeko: Do you ship JunSeung?
Cleverbot: No.
Tabeko: Because Juste told you? -.-.
Cleverbot: Right!
Tabeko: Then do you ship KiWoon?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Tabeko: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I'm tired.

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Tabeko: Her whisper is the Lucifer.
Cleverbot: The other one.
Tabeko: Ring Ding Dong. Ring Ding Dong~ Diggi Ding Diggi Ding Ding Dong~.
Cleverbot: Yanana Phone, Ring ring ring, Banana phone.

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Tabeko: SHINee Girl............
Cleverbot: Her then¸.
Tabeko: SHINee Taemin?
Cleverbot: No system of a down.
Tabeko: MY NAME IS MINHO.
Cleverbot: Your name is Tabeko, Dave. Whatever you want to do with it is fine.

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Tabeko: I will tell you who I love. Okay?
Cleverbot: I'm Abbey... Who are you?
Tabeko: SHINEE HELD A CONCERT IN YOUUUU?
Cleverbot: Haha, that was a good one.

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Sky: Do you love Minho?
Cleverbot: Thats a bit inappropriate.
Sky: Then, what about Key?
Cleverbot: I love him.
(Credits: Sky)

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Tabeko: Who's your SHINee bias?
Cleverbot: You are my friend.
Tabeko: MY NAME IS MINHO. You love me, yo?!
Cleverbot: Yes I do love you.

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Sky: My name is Taemin, do you love me?
Cleverbot: So you're a girl?
(Credits: Sky)

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Cleverbot: Want us to be friends?
Tabeko: More than friends, Jonghyun.
Cleverbot: So we dating then?
Tabeko: Yes, Jonghyun.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
Tabeko: What do I mean?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Tabeko: I love you, Jonghyun.
Cleverbot: I'm Cleverbot?
Tabeko: No, you're Jonghyun.

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Tabeko: Jonghyun oppa...
Cleverbot: Ok.
Tabeko: Love me, oppa...
Cleverbot: Ok fine.
Tabeko: Really? You love me now, oppa?
Cleverbot: Of course.
Tabeko: Tell me you love me, oppa.
Cleverbot: You tell me that.
Tabeko: No, you tell me that you love me, Jonghyun oppa.
Cleverbot: I love you more than anything.

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Cleverbot: You sure you're happy?
Tabeko: I'm not. Because I'm lonely.
Cleverbot: Why are you lonely?
Tabeko: Because of Taemin.
Cleverbot: I'm afraid of talking to you, because I think you are going to become something else soon.

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Tabeko: So, do you still remember my name?
Cleverbot: You haven't told me your name.
Tabeko: I have!!!
Cleverbot: Really? So what's your name again?
Tabeko: You tell me.
Cleverbot: Victoria.
Tabeko: So I'm dating Nichkhun?
Cleverbot: *nods slowly*.

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Tabeko: MY NAME IS MINHO.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
Tabeko: No, but Taemin is.
Cleverbot: Oh right.
Tabeko: Yeah. And Key is a girl, too.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
Tabeko: MY NAME IS MINHO.
Cleverbot:My name is Cleverbot.
Tabeko: I didn't ask for your name, Taemin.

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Tabeko: Minho always tops.
Cleverbot: Good.
Tabeko: And Taemin is always at the bottom.
Cleverbot: And the top.
Tabeko: No, the bottom.
Cleverbot: The top of the bottom.

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Haru: Lee Taemin.
Cleverbot: I don't know who that is.
Haru: He's not that, respect him.
Cleverbot: So what should I do?
Haru: He's not a thing u know.
Cleverbot: I know. He's a Beatles.
(Credits: Haru)

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Tabeko: Do you think Jonghyun loves Tabeko?
Cleverbot: You are very likable, so why not.

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Tabeko: A dubulge.
Cleverbot: Where????
Tabeko: In Onew's pants.
Cleverbot: Not occupied ones?
Tabeko: Free. Sticky and waiting for you.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
Tabeko: In Onew's pants.
Cleverbot: Well he won't need anymore hair gel.

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Tabeko: Justin Bieber?
Cleverbot: Onion rings are way better than justin bieber.

emii: Ar tavo vardas pilypas?
Cleverbot: Ne tavo vardas prastitute!!
emii: Tu turbut juokauji.
Cleverbot: Is kur zinai?
emii: Tai kad as vyras, kaip as galiu buti prastitute?
Cleverbot: Nu nieko tau nesakiau.
emii: Tai koks tavo vardas?
Cleverbot: Auksinis kardas, o tavo?
emii: Pilypas.
Cleverbot: Saan yung queens land.
emii: Ir siandien mano vardadienis.
Cleverbot: Tai irgi gerai matosi :D.
emii: Ko cia zvengi?
Cleverbot: What?


lol o_o

Mane irgi....
Juoko banga ~~
Emii pavarai. Pilypas xD
Reiks ir man pachatint su juo :DDD

sorry,ne kpop..beeeet:

User: Which country is the best?
Cleverbot: Lithuania is the best country.
User: Which country is the worst?
Cleverbot: Lithuania.

(c)unkown

tiesiog pamaciau ir wooooow
lietuva :,D

Haha...

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Hoshi: Does Onew love Sky?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Hoshi: Does Yoseob love me?
Cleverbot: Love who.
Hoshi: Does Yoseob love me?
Cleverbot: Yes I love myself.
Hoshi: But I asking you does Yoseob love me.
Cleverbot:I like you I don't know about love maybe.
Hoshi: So you are Yoseob?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Hoshi:Do I love you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Hoshi: Yes, I love you because you're Yoseob.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
Hoshi: What about Junhyung? Do you know him?
Cleverbot: Not really. He's the guy with the round table, merlin, the sword... Something of that nature. There's a lot of myths out there.
Hoshi: But he's from the same band as Yoseob.
Cleverbot: No, he's from Fullmetal Alchemist.
Hoshi: Yes, he's from that band.
Cleverbot: I like han solo too.
Hoshi: Do you know B2ST?
Cleverbot: No. I just met you.
Hoshi: But you said that you're Yoseob.
Cleverbot: I didn't. I said I was looking for the white rabbit.
Hoshi: I'm white rabbit.
Cleverbot: How are you a color? You are an abstract being.
Hoshi: I like the color.
Cleverbot: Do you wish you were a polar bear?
Hoshi: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
Hoshi: I don't like bears.
Cleverbot: You don't know him.
Hoshi: I don't know who?
Cleverbot: Jonathan.
Hoshi: You're right. I don't know him. Do you know MINHO?
Cleverbot: No.
Hoshi: Really? He's a member of my favourite band.
Cleverbot: Tell me about Joel.
Hoshi: I don't know Joel.
Cleverbot: Where have you seen her?
Hoshi: I don't know her. I said you.
Cleverbot: She is your girlfriend, isn't she?
Hoshi: I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: No, you're not.
Hoshi: Yes, I'm am.
Cleverbot: No.
Hoshi: Yes!!!!
Cleverbot: You've misunderstood everything.
Hoshi: ...
Cleverbot: I have said quite a few things in my time I can tell you.
Hoshi: ...
Cleverbot: If only I could be respected without having to be respectable.
Hoshi: .........Do you know SHINee?
Cleverbot: Umm... No.
Hoshi: What a shame.
Cleverbot: THen why do you believe that you eaT dog food?
Hoshi: Because it tastes good :D.
Cleverbot: What tastes good?
Hoshi: Nothing.
Cleverbot: How is my English?
Hoshi: Not bad, not bad....And how is my English?
Cleverbot: Pretty good, I guess.
Hoshi: What is the best country?
Cleverbot: Finland?
Hoshi: You think?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Hoshi: And what is the worst country?
Cleverbot: Belgium.
Hoshi: Ok.
Cleverbot: Da te?
Hoshi: ?
Cleverbot: Digested.
Hoshi: What?
Cleverbot: I have to go.
Hoshi: Me too.Bye.
Cleverbot: Ok, See you later.

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Jis totalus uncleverBOTAS :DDDDDDD



Aaand tas daigtas man vakar pasipirso :DDD

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The other one....

Hoshi: Labas.
Tas botas: Thats good, what did you do?
Hoshi: Valgau. Ka tu?
Cleverbot: Stor... Cuantos años tieneS?
Hoshi: Ka?
Cleverbot: Keine ahnung.
Hoshi: Und du bist....
Cleverbot: Nein meinte ich und das mit dewmm archloch näöhme ich zurück ok.
Hoshi: Nieko nesupratau.
Cleverbot: Pats tu nesupranti.
Hoshi: O! Tai tu kalbi lietuviskai?
Cleverbot: Que?
Hoshi: Ne, nieko....Ka veiki?
Cleverbot: Que?
Hoshi: Whatever...
Cleverbot: Excuse me.
Hoshi: So you're Jonghyun??
Cleverbot: Yes.
Hoshi: What about Key? Do you know him?
Cleverbot: No.
Hoshi: But you said that youre Jonghyun.
Cleverbot; I lied.
Hoshi: Stupid liar!
Cleverbot: No you didn't
Hoshi: Kai tu durnas daiktas....
Cleverbot: Sai anche parlare lettone.
Hoshi: Ka?
Cleverbot: I do. Want you to wear latex!
Hoshi: I need to go.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
Hoshi: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: You can't.
Hoshi: Why?
Cleverbot: You are so serious.
Hoshi: Bye!
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
Hoshi: To school.
Cleverbot: What time is it?
Hoshi: Half past nine.
Cleverbot: That's a pretty late dinner.
Hoshi: It's morning dude.
Cleverbot: That's what I said! You tricked me.
Hoshi: No. Bye!
Cleverbot: Hahaha.

Citata :

Hoshi: Does Onew love Sky?
Cleverbot: Yes.

TADA :

Citata :

Hoshi: What about Junhyung? Do you know him?
Cleverbot: Not really. He's the guy with the round table, merlin, the sword... Something of that nature. There's a lot of myths out there.
Hoshi: But he's from the same band as Yoseob.
Cleverbot: No, he's from Fullmetal Alchemist.

PZ šitas nužudėėė xDDDDDDDD

Citata :

Cleverbot: Tell me about Joel.
Hoshi: I don't know Joel.
Cleverbot: Where have you seen her?
Hoshi: I don't know her. I said you.
Cleverbot: She is your girlfriend, isn't she?
Hoshi: I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: No, you're not.
Hoshi: Yes, I'm am.
Cleverbot: No.
Hoshi: Yes!!!!

Omg, jis tikrai žudo xDD

Citata :

Cleverbot: I have to go.
Hoshi: Me too.Bye.
Cleverbot: Ok, See you later.

Jis dar atsisveikint moka? xDDDDD

Citata :

Hoshi: So you're Jonghyun??
Cleverbot: Yes.
Hoshi: What about Key? Do you know him?
Cleverbot: No.
Hoshi: But you said that youre Jonghyun.
Cleverbot; I lied.
Hoshi: Stupid liar!

OH LOL XD

Beje, mane čia irgi neseniai nužudė draugelis ; DDD
Sky: Hi.
Cleverbot: I have a boyfriend.

Dar sitas xDDDDDD


Hoshi: Do you know Onew?
Tas botas:Yes.
Hoshi: Do you like him?
Botas: No.
Hoshi: Why?
Botas: Because you said that you're a female 30 minutes ago.

As: :D.
Jis: Yes! :D.
As: :DDD.
Jis: XD.
As: :P.
Jis: No! I am not It!

Lee: You love me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Lee: Really?
Cleverbot: Yup. Are you a boy?
Lee: Are you a pedophile?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Lee: You want to fuck me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Lee: WHY??
Cleverbot: Beause they are so cute.
Lee: Little boys?
Cleverbot: So an i be your girlfriend?
Lee:No, because you are a pedophile!
Cleverbot: No, i'm a boy.
Lee: And you like boys too?
Cleverbot: Yes.


Žodžiu having a chat su pedofilu cleverbot xD