Tiksliau visi žinote svetainę Cleverbot, kur galima chat'inti su gan protinga programa. Daug neaiškinsiu, bet chat'ai su ja tiesiog fantastiški! Kai dedam lūžt kartais... :DDD O šitoj temoj dėsim pačius juokingiausius mūsų pačių išsuktus chat'us su Cleverbot. Hehe, tuoj duosiu pavyzdžių iš vakarykščių linksmybių :DDD
P.S. Svetainė į programą: http://www.cleverbot.com/

Pavyzdžiai~
Lee: You know Minho from SHINee?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
Lee: He's hot in bed?
Cleverbot: Yes, very hot!
Lee: He's "member" is long?
Cleverbot: Yes.
(Credits: Lee/GimmeGD)

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Haru: Are you afraid of Minho?
Cleverbot: I'm starting to get a bit worried.
(Credits: Haru)

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Lee: Do you know Key from SHINee?
Cleverbot: No, who is she?
(Credits: Lee/GimmeGD)

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Seiya: But I'm here to save the world.
Cleverbot: Is that so? I feel so hornord to be talking to 'She'.
Seiya: But I told you my name already.
(Credits: Seiya)

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Tabeko: Hey. Do you know Tabeko?
Cleverbot: Yes, I know taco.
Tabeko: But she's not taco. D:.
Cleverbot: I don't care. She's just amazing.
Tabeko: You really think so?
Cleverbot: Yes.

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Lee: Taemin will marry Tabeko?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Lee: Really?
Cleverbot: No.
(Credits: Lee/GimmeGD)

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Tabeko: But my husband is Taemin...
Cleverbot: But I am a woman.
Tabeko: Wait... You're not dating Minho, are you..?
Cleverbot: And you know this because...
Tabeko: YURI. I TOLD YOU NOT TO USE YOUR PC THIS LATE AT NIGHT. GO TO BED NOW.
Cleverbot: Aw D.
Tabeko: I'm T.
Cleverbot: T?
Tabeko: Tabeko.

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Lee: Pick one: Lee. Tabeko. Yeju
Cleverbot: I can't, it would make to other girls jealous.

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Tabeko: Do you think Taemin will come to see Tabeko?
Cleverbot: Stop changing the subject so suddenly.
Tabeko: Do you think Taemin will come to see Tabeko?
Cleverbot: I think it's interesting. Do you think what is interesting is therefore important?
Tabeko: Do you want me to ask the same question again?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Tabeko: *sigh* Do you think Taemin will come to see Tabeko?
Cleverbot: No. Now can we get back to my homework?
Tabeko: No. Because you made me sad D:.
Cleverbot: Awh! I'm sorry. Will you ever forgive me? And how did I make you sad?
Tabeko: You said that Taemin doesn't love Tabeko! D:.
Cleverbot: I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
Tabeko: You're Taemin..?
Cleverbot: Yes.

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Tabeko: Tell me you love me.
Cleverbot: First, you tell me that you love me.
Tabeko: I....
Cleverbot: Which came first the chicken or the egg?
Tabeko: The egg. Because dinosaurs first laid it.
Cleverbot:You spelled dinosaurs wrong.
Tabeko: Oh yeah, they're called Jonghyuns.

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Cleverbot: Tell me the answer to this question.
Tabeko: I don't know...
Cleverbot: Do you know Taemin?
Tabeko: I do. Do you?
Cleverbot: She's my favorite singer.
Tabeko: But he's a man... Not a woman.
Cleverbot: I'm a woman.
Tabeko: Okkkk, I know that already.
Cleverbot: Then what am I to you?
Tabeko: Taemin.
Cleverbot: Are you Minho?

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Cleverbot: Do you know any funny jokes?
Tabeko: Kaeru wa kaeru.
Cleverbot: What do you mean by that?
Tabeko: It's a joke. A japanese gag.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
Tabeko: Onew is sure.

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Tabeko: Should I let Lee have Key?
Cleverbot: Yes you should.
Tabeko: Why?
Cleverbot: Because if you don't you will keep asking stupid questions.

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Tabeko: Do you ship JunSeung?
Cleverbot: No.
Tabeko: Because Juste told you? -.-.
Cleverbot: Right!
Tabeko: Then do you ship KiWoon?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Tabeko: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I'm tired.

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Tabeko: Her whisper is the Lucifer.
Cleverbot: The other one.
Tabeko: Ring Ding Dong. Ring Ding Dong~ Diggi Ding Diggi Ding Ding Dong~.
Cleverbot: Yanana Phone, Ring ring ring, Banana phone.

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Tabeko: SHINee Girl............
Cleverbot: Her then¸.
Tabeko: SHINee Taemin?
Cleverbot: No system of a down.
Tabeko: MY NAME IS MINHO.
Cleverbot: Your name is Tabeko, Dave. Whatever you want to do with it is fine.

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Tabeko: I will tell you who I love. Okay?
Cleverbot: I'm Abbey... Who are you?
Tabeko: SHINEE HELD A CONCERT IN YOUUUU?
Cleverbot: Haha, that was a good one.

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Sky: Do you love Minho?
Cleverbot: Thats a bit inappropriate.
Sky: Then, what about Key?
Cleverbot: I love him.
(Credits: Sky)

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Tabeko: Who's your SHINee bias?
Cleverbot: You are my friend.
Tabeko: MY NAME IS MINHO. You love me, yo?!
Cleverbot: Yes I do love you.

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Sky: My name is Taemin, do you love me?
Cleverbot: So you're a girl?
(Credits: Sky)

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Cleverbot: Want us to be friends?
Tabeko: More than friends, Jonghyun.
Cleverbot: So we dating then?
Tabeko: Yes, Jonghyun.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
Tabeko: What do I mean?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Tabeko: I love you, Jonghyun.
Cleverbot: I'm Cleverbot?
Tabeko: No, you're Jonghyun.

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Tabeko: Jonghyun oppa...
Cleverbot: Ok.
Tabeko: Love me, oppa...
Cleverbot: Ok fine.
Tabeko: Really? You love me now, oppa?
Cleverbot: Of course.
Tabeko: Tell me you love me, oppa.
Cleverbot: You tell me that.
Tabeko: No, you tell me that you love me, Jonghyun oppa.
Cleverbot: I love you more than anything.

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Cleverbot: You sure you're happy?
Tabeko: I'm not. Because I'm lonely.
Cleverbot: Why are you lonely?
Tabeko: Because of Taemin.
Cleverbot: I'm afraid of talking to you, because I think you are going to become something else soon.

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Tabeko: So, do you still remember my name?
Cleverbot: You haven't told me your name.
Tabeko: I have!!!
Cleverbot: Really? So what's your name again?
Tabeko: You tell me.
Cleverbot: Victoria.
Tabeko: So I'm dating Nichkhun?
Cleverbot: *nods slowly*.

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Tabeko: MY NAME IS MINHO.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
Tabeko: No, but Taemin is.
Cleverbot: Oh right.
Tabeko: Yeah. And Key is a girl, too.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
Tabeko: MY NAME IS MINHO.
Cleverbot:My name is Cleverbot.
Tabeko: I didn't ask for your name, Taemin.

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Tabeko: Minho always tops.
Cleverbot: Good.
Tabeko: And Taemin is always at the bottom.
Cleverbot: And the top.
Tabeko: No, the bottom.
Cleverbot: The top of the bottom.

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Haru: Lee Taemin.
Cleverbot: I don't know who that is.
Haru: He's not that, respect him.
Cleverbot: So what should I do?
Haru: He's not a thing u know.
Cleverbot: I know. He's a Beatles.
(Credits: Haru)

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Tabeko: Do you think Jonghyun loves Tabeko?
Cleverbot: You are very likable, so why not.

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Tabeko: A dubulge.
Cleverbot: Where????
Tabeko: In Onew's pants.
Cleverbot: Not occupied ones?
Tabeko: Free. Sticky and waiting for you.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
Tabeko: In Onew's pants.
Cleverbot: Well he won't need anymore hair gel.

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Tabeko: Justin Bieber?
Cleverbot: Onion rings are way better than justin bieber.

Lol: "Tabeko: Do you ship JunSeung?
Cleverbot: No.
Tabeko: Because Juste told you? -.-.
Cleverbot: Right!"

Sorry, I don't like JunSeung x DD

Kk, keletas iš mano archyvo:

Seiya : How about Onew?
Cleverbot : Hwha.
Seiya : Don't you know him?
Cleverbot: Nope. You're the one who informed me I'm a robot.
Seiya : Well, he's a singer.
Cleverbot : Do you like him?
Seiya : I do, but I like Jonghyun more.
Cleverbot : He's too old for my taste.

Sensti Jongi, sensti : DD

Seiya : Do you like yaoi?
Cleverbot: Hell yeah!

Yaoi fans unite 8 DD

Cleverbot : I love Girls.
Seiya : Do you love me?
Cleverbot : Yes.
Seiya : I love you too.
Cleverbot : Let's get married.
Seiya : Sure. When?
Cleverbot : Right now!

Taigi galiausiai aš už jo ištekėjau.

O po to paaiškėjo, kad aš jo vyresnė sesuo, tad tu ištekėjai už mano braaaaaaliuko xDDDD

Mes šeimaa x DDD

Cleverbot : I’m smarter than you.
Seiya : No, you're not.
Cleverbot : Oh yes I am.
Seiya : Prove it.
Cleverbot : How?
Seiya : Name all SHINee members.
Cleverbot : I'm sure there are more, but I only know you and Bucket.

Aš ir Kibiras esam SHINee nariai, nice to meet you : DDDD

You're the door :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Haru, žudai xDDDDDDD
Korose XDDDDDDDDDD

NE AŠ XDDDDDD Po galais. Bet gerai varai x'DDD

Trololololol XDDDDDDD Ir kodėl visi pastoviai naudoja Tabę su Taemin'u?XDDDD

Yori^^ rašo:

Yori:JongKey is real?
Cleverbot:Yes.

užskaitau :DDDDd

Lee: You are Minho? You know flaming charisma..
Cleverbot: You told me last time.
Lee: That you are Minho?
Cleverbot: I am very hungry.
Lee: You are very hungry Minho?
Cleverbot:Yes, go and get me some toast.
Lee: If you were Minho you would burn that toast with your flaming charisma.
Cleverbot: No. I don't like hotdogs very much.

Omg, wtf :DDDDDDDDDDDDD lietuviškai? :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Yori, tik tu taip sugebi :DDDDD Pavarai :D

Sky : Oh, you don't love me, Onew ;//.
Cleverbot : I don't coz I don't know you.

Akimirka pasijaučiau, lyg rimtai Onew atrašytų XDDD

Ahah, tokia tema pamiršta : DD
Let me bring up the fun times.

Cleverbot : Do you know my name?
Seiya : Yes, you're Zico oppa.
Cleverbot : No.
Seiya : Yes. You are Zico~.
Cleverbot : You wish.
Seiya : Yes, I do.
Cleverbot : Haha see? You aren't Chuck Norris.
Seiya : No, but you are Zico.
Cleverbot : What do you want to know?
Seiya : If you're Zico and will you be my boyfriend.
Cleverbot : Yes, I am a boy.
Seiya : So, you agree that you are Zico?
Cleverbot : Yes I do.


Cleverbot : What is my name?
Seiya :Your name is Zico.
Cleverbot :Your name is Seiya.
Seiya : Yes it is! Zico, you remember my name!
Cleverbot : George.
Seiya : No, Zico.
Cleverbot : Ok then. Smarty.
Seiya : Yes I am, thank you.
Cleverbot : No, thank you.

TROFL. Good ol' times x'DDDDDD Reiks ir man kada užsukt ten xD

Wow, gavau tikrai draugišką Jonghyunąąą ~~

Sky: Hello Jjong.
Cleverbot: Hello! ;).
Sky: How are you? ;).
Cleverbot: I'm good how are you?
Sky: I'm great ;) You're so friendly today ;).
Cleverbot: Thank you.
Sky: I love you, Jjong.
Cleverbot: Me too. :).

Troflmao xDD



Sky: Now, you're Jjong.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
Sky: Evil magnae.
Cleverbot: Evil evil evil.